Romance
East Coast
34 Y/O NJG IN PA SEEKING NJB IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. I love traveling, theater, cake decorating, Pilates, a good dad joke and my cat. Looking for someone to share this crazy thing we call life with.
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Romance
East Coast
23 Y/O NJG W/ A MODERATE PHYSICAL DISABILITY ISO NJB IN NYC. I’m Modern Orthodox (SS/SK). Introverted energy but not afraid of wacky new experiences. I love historical things, volunteering & laughing ‘til I cry. Looking for a gentle & patient bookworm w/ a silly side! Bonus points for someone into adaptive rock climbing.
Friends
Midwest
25 Y/O JEWISH GIRL IN CHICAGO SEEKING LEFTIST COMMUNITY! i moved here in september for grad school and would love to find my people. dive bars, sci-fi novels, scrabble, volunteering and ping pong are some of my most pertinent interests. if any of those seem up your alley please reach out!
Friends
Europe
42F AUSSIE (NEW) IN LONDON SEEKING FRIENDS/BOOK CLUB. I’m warm, curious, lively. New interests include: late-in-life fandom (“Heated Rivalry” finally got me!), psychoanalysis, Cotswolds walks. Lifelong interests: Austen, American lit, Yiddish, Shabbos dinner, late-night baking, sea bathing.
Romance
East Coast
31F, 5’9 PSYCHOANALYST SEEKS LEFTIST ~30-44M. NYC. Let’s laugh, go to my favorite Greek bakery and talk about our intellectual interests. Me: Loud in public, sincere to a fault, Facetimes parents on Shabbat. You: Strong hands, soft heart, not worried about being cool, owns at least 1 cozy flannel.
Friends
East Coast
SUPER NERDY NJG (26) ISO JEWISH FRIENDS & COMMUNITY IN THE DMV. Would love to talk musicals, TV, movies and books with you over Shabbat dinner. Let’s try new restaurants, see local theater & check out Jewish events! Bonus points if you like dogs and/or have a friendly one of your own. My pup is always down for new friends.
Romance
East Coast
27 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN NY ISO MASC OR BUTCH WHO IS KIND, GENEROUS AND CARES ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD! studying to be a therapist and trying to understand feelings… including my own. silly and enjoying life one day at a time. must love dogs
Friends
Europe
22F AMERICAN IN FRANCE LOOKING FOR A PASSOVER SEDER IN THE PARIS-ROUEN AREA. Raised Reform but open to anything, whether it’s a traditional family seder or a gathering of friends! I speak French & can bring kosher-for-Passover baked goods!
Romance
East Coast
29 Y/O GAY NJG COLLEGE STUDENT LOOKING FOR LOVE IN NEW JERSEY. Searching for someone to go to museums, adopt a dog and go to the park with!
Romance
East Coast
23 Y/O FEMME IN NYC MOVING TO PROVIDENCE, RI THIS SUMMER AND LOOKING TO DATE ANOTHER NJG. BT, SS and SK. Extroverted and looking for new experiences. I bake challah almost every Friday and I love to knit. Open to anyone who is interested in growing our yiddishkeit together!
Friends
East Coast
INCOMING GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY GRAD STUDENT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS IN THE D.C. AREA! Future English professor and lover of the arts, the city and literature. Looking for a Broad City D.C. version adventure! Be the Abbi to my Ilana!
Romance
East Coast
28 Y/O NYC-BASED LESBIAN DANCER WHOSE SIDE HUSTLES INCLUDE KNITTING AND STAND-UP COMEDY LOOKING FOR HER SPECIAL SOMEONE! secular, israeli-american, hebrew-speaking, makes the best schnitzel. if you don’t take yourself too seriously but also love to indulge in the awe of the world, let’s fall in love?
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.