An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
EARLY 30s GAL WITH HAIR-PULLING DISORDER LOOKING FOR FELLOW PULLERS TO BE VIRTUAL FRIENDS. Let’s text about the trials and tribulations of trichotillomania with people who get it. Bonus points if you’re a Bravo stan!
29 Y/O SCANDINAVIAN LESBIAN IN NYC LOOKING FOR THE ONE (20s or 30s). Looking for a woman w/ a big smile & passionate interests. In the future we would go to the opera, plant a garden, deepen our observance & take our children to Jerusalem. But let’s start with connecting over a new food you recently tried or the book you are currently reading.
JEWISH NONPROFIT PROFESSIONAL IN HER EARLY 30S WHO DEEPLY LOVES JEWISH LIFE AND COMMUNITY. Hoping to meet a kind, grounded Jewish man in the Greater Boston area in his 30s–40s with a steady path, good values and a big heart — especially for my beloved sausage dog.
22 Y/O GAY NJB OBSESSED WITH ALL THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT AND REALITY TV. Soon-to-be college graduate looking for his bashert. Currently located in Tampa but ready to get the f*ck out of the hellscape known as Florida ASAP. Tired of swiping on the apps and getting nowhere.
69 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN MD SEEKING FRIENDS OR MORE. Secular Humanist, nature and dog lover enacting tikkun olam through everyday acts of kindness and my work. Love the arts and early mornings. “Star Trek” keeps me hopeful.
28 Y/O AGENDER SS/SK BAAL TESHUVAH FROM THE NORTHERN ADK. Studying in Jerusalem until May. I am open to meeting someone anywhere, but would prefer the eastern half of the US, JLM or Canada. Looking for a relationship with someone of any gender who is passionate, artistic, loves animals (V) and nature.
22M LOOKING FOR AN NJG IN NYC/NJ AREA TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING (PLUS MORE) celebrating Shabbat together, going on any type of adventure, doing food reviews, taking over aux in the car and watching “Brooklyn 99.” Non-negotiable: must love dogs.
23 Y/O GAY NJB IN AUSTIN. PhD student in climate science looking for cool friends and dates. Big fan of thrifting, sumo oranges, movies, Jewish history, left-wing politics and hot people (in that order).
26F CONVERT ISO FRIENDS IN SARASOTA! I love my temple, but the average age is about 85. (Although I have the soul of an old lady, I would like to stop discussing Dinah Shore’s love life.) Would love a cafe-sitting, book-reading buddy, a Hallmark movie-watching pal and/or a theatre companion!
LOCAL DMV GIRLIE LOOKING TO SHARE THE JOY AND EXCITEMENT OF “SURVIVOR 50.” I’d love to host a watch party for new friends or have you join my fantasy league. Are you in/near Washington DC? Reach out, I’d love to connect!
23 Y/O REFORM NJG LOOKING FOR COMMUNITY IN PHILLY. Been in the city for a bit for grad school but haven’t had the chance to find a Jewish community. Lover of happy hour deals, corny romance novels, thrifting, bar trivia, craft nights and the Rittenhouse Farmers’ Market!
SEASONALLY DEPRESSED NJG (29) SEEKS SAME. Let’s chit-chat, craft and let Ben Mankiewicz recommend TCM’s finest for us to fritter away the dark armpit months of a Greater Boston winter. Seasonal depression not required, 20/30-somethings with old souls recommended.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
