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BI NJG LOOKING FOR MY BI-SHERT. Me: mid-30’s creative with a love for theatre, nature, video games and long, meandering talks. You: located near D.C., bisexual, monogamous, outdoorsy, a bit of a nerd. Let’s grab Chinese food and passionately argue about the new “Wuthering Heights” movie.
JEWISH ARTSY FEMALE JOURNALIST (37) in Philadelphia seeks equally curious, creative and upbeat Jewish man. Looking for the real deal and someone intentional in dating. Let’s go to dinner and a movie and fall in love. Open to relocating for the right person.
INTENSE, BOOKISH WOMAN (69) IN LONDON ISO LIKEMINDED PERSON, PREFERABLY A WOMAN. I’m kind of over romance but a friend would be nice, & you never know. I like walking & talking, spring & summer and books & films. I’m political in a good way. I’ve lived in other countries. I’m more of a cat person than a dog/ hamster type.
29 Y/O SCANDINAVIAN LESBIAN IN NYC LOOKING FOR THE ONE (20s or 30s). Looking for a woman w/ a big smile & passionate interests. In the future we would go to the opera, plant a garden, deepen our observance & take our children to Jerusalem. But let’s start with connecting over a new food you recently tried or the book you are currently reading.
36F BISEXUAL JEW LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m polyamorous in Iowa seeking a wonderful woman or enby to connect with. I’m originally from San Diego but moved to Des Moines five years ago. (Boo winter!) Can we hold hands while walking around the lake and eating pastries?
JEWISH NONPROFIT PROFESSIONAL IN HER EARLY 30S WHO DEEPLY LOVES JEWISH LIFE AND COMMUNITY. Hoping to meet a kind, grounded Jewish man in the Greater Boston area in his 30s–40s with a steady path, good values and a big heart — especially for my beloved sausage dog.
30M CREATIVE FROM CHICAGO WHO WORKS IN FILM AND TV. Seeking a partner (F) to join my search for new coffee shops to try, observe Shabbat and explore with, and who is eager to one day have a Jewish family. Not planning to be in Chicago much longer (I have my eyes set on Brooklyn).
31 Y/O CONVERTING GAL IN COLUMBUS, OH LOOKING FOR HER NJB TO RAISE NICE JEWISH BABIES WITH. Foodie, karaoke queen, gym bunny, comedian at heart. Extroverted main character energy seeking her emotionally intelligent, grounding supporting role.
69 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN IN MD SEEKING FRIENDS OR MORE. Secular Humanist, nature and dog lover enacting tikkun olam through everyday acts of kindness and my work. Love the arts and early mornings. “Star Trek” keeps me hopeful.
ON A BENCH IN CHICAGO SITS A 30-SOMETHING FEMALE MENSCH SEEKING FRIENDS. Teacher, grad student, baker & adventurer looking for friends of any gender to build community with. Into genuine conversation, kindness, empathy & great food. Let’s go on an urban hike — or stay in, chat and play games!
MID-30S FEMME IN LONDON SEEKS BASHERT FOR SILLINESS AND BEIGEL EATING. Lover of the moon, bad puns, old pubs and radical diasporism. Open to non-snorers of all genders and none.
28 Y/O AGENDER SS/SK BAAL TESHUVAH FROM THE NORTHERN ADK. Studying in Jerusalem until May. I am open to meeting someone anywhere, but would prefer the eastern half of the US, JLM or Canada. Looking for a relationship with someone of any gender who is passionate, artistic, loves animals (V) and nature.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
