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EXTROVERTED NJG (34F) IN EAST AFRICA. Diplomat with London roots, open to love anywhere. Into jazz, improv, ocean dips and Jewish baked goods (yes, carbs are a love language!). Seeking a man with humour, high EQ and a sense of adventure. Multicultural/interfaith welcome. Let’s adopt a cat called Babka?
NEW-TO-FINLAND ZILLENIAL (F) LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (20S/30S) IN HELSINKI TO CRAFT AND GAME WITH! Let’s make the most of these long Finnish winter nights with cozy projects and fun vibes. Think: snacks, board games, mutual kvetching about the cold and maybe a spontaneous Shabbat dinner if we’re feeling ambitious.
DEMIGIRL AND QUEEN (36) BASED IN METRO DETROIT. I’m seeking COVID-cautious local friendships and/or local & long-distance romantic relationships with folks +/- 5 years of me. Together we could: learn, sing, eat vegan food, go outside, enjoy the arts and/or protest against fascism.
29 Y/O QUEER NJG IN AMSTERDAM ISO FRIENDS AND JEWISH COMMUNITY. I’d love to share Shabbat dinners, coffee walks, dance parties and crafting nights, and trade outrageous gossip about people we’ve never met. I have an emergency babka in the freezer at all times for emotional support!
JUST A HISPANIC JEWISH GIRL IN HER EARLY 20S LOOKING FOR HER PRINCE CHARMING IN CHICAGO (IF THAT’S POSSIBLE). Looking for someone who loves techno, going to happy hour and watching sports. She doesn’t play games and takes things seriously in the right moments. Can you live up to her high standards?
VOLUPTUOUS NJL(ESBIAN) LOOKING FOR LOVE IN EUROPE. 32 y/o femme in search of masc/butch bashert to co-parent cats, raise a family and binge-watch comfort shows with. Based in London but happy to travel despite Taurus tendencies. I’ll bake the challah if you say hamotzei?
SOUTH CAROLINA GOV’T HOTTIE SEEKING NJB. NJG (35F) seeking a fit, secular NJB (mid-to-late 30s). Can you keep up and challenge me? I am creative, nerdy and bossy. Seeking a deep emotional connection filled with passion and intensity — someone to spoil and be spoiled by.
38 Y/O REFORM-ISH NJB NEW TO ST. LOUIS. I’m looking for a local NJG to be my person, and friends to celebrate Shabbat. Let’s sit outside reading, go running in Forest Park and try random cooking and dance classes around the city! Looking for emotional openness and intellectual curiosity.
QUEER LATINÉ JEW (30S) SEEKING COMMUNITY IN SEATTLE. I didn’t grow up with the “typical” Jewish experiences, so I’d love to connect with folks who are open to helping me explore my Jewish identity and share traditions. I’d love to make friends — queer, Jewish or otherwise — who want to build a warm, inclusive circle together.
26 Y/O LESBIAN IN SAN DIEGO. I’m searching for social, artsy, fun cuties that may enjoy board games, anything music-related and cuddling. Bonus points if you speak another language!
37 Y/O NJG L.A. RABBI LOOKING FOR MY NJB L.A.-BASED REBBETZMAN: (32-45ish) — Valley or city, doesn’t matter for my bashert. Looking for my plus-one at Shabbat dinners, evenings at the theater and karaoke nights! I come with a dog now, and I hope for kids later.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
