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Mid30s queer femme rabbi seeking shabbos (and life) partner Mid 30s nerd, open to all genders, love reading, cozy nights in, and going down random knowledge rabbit holes. Seeking a Shabbat dinner co-host, life chevruta, and dare I say the Reish Lakish to my Rabbi Yochanan…Or Ben to my Leslie Knope.
32 Y/o queer converting girl looking for njb to raise my babies with I’m a (close to being done with conversion!) bisexual woman in Ohio looking for my Jewish soulmate to join my family. I’m a midwife and work a busy schedule but have lots of incredible family around.
windy city snack seeks samE You: caring, courageous, gay man. Me: same! 34/queer/Chicago/cis male, here for lakeshore strolls, working the polls, community goals. Thinks most adventures would be better with a Google Doc but not pushy about it. Focusing on dates and shtetling down someday!
25 Y/O NJG looking for a NJB to start a life with Located in MN. I love baking, reading, writing, painting, and getting crafty. I also have two cats, and yes, we are a package deal. 🐈⬛🐈 You must be religious and looking to become more observant. 35 and under. Located within the US.
56M wants to date ur mom Our dad is looking for a 40/50s NJG who loves travel, family, and yoga/running as much as him. Midwesterner willing to relocate for the right person. Not very religious. AMC AList if that’s important. Loyal, kind, funny, financially stable. Resembles Ben Stiller/Jeff Goldblum
34 Y/O ENBY IN CHICAGO SEEKS MOVIE DATES Tattooed, bespectacled, bookish Jew in Chicago seeks non-monogamous romance. Me: reads a lot, loves movies and restaurants, has three cats, makes a mean gluten free challah. You: open to adventure, loves cuddles and chats, has feelings about tikkun olam.
30-somethings couple looking for friends in the rockies Engaged couple in our 30’s, living in the central Rockies in Colorado. Looking for other mountain Jews of any age or gender to do Shabbos/holidays, activities, and possibly learn Yiddish with. Would be nice to have more friends near Lake Co!
46m, NJB living now in chicago, finally wanting a wife Goth/Rocker. Helping others all my life and now looking at my own. Working remotely now and will to relocate. Into outdoor activities and traveling to places I have yet to go. Watch concerts sports, tv shows and movies. Visit friends all over US
30s Chicagoan NJG seeking NJG Looking for someone warm, thoughtful & emotionally mature to share adventures and cozy nights in. Outdoor activities, kitchen dance parties & crosswords are all fair game. Ultimately hoping to build a Jewish life and home together—with lots of laughter along the way.
Tattoo-BearinG, FJÄLLRÄVEN-CARRYING, OWALA-DRINKING 23 Y/O JEWISH BOY moving from ANN ARBOR to chicago Grad student seeking trophy boyfriend (or funny friends) to vibe with. I speak French, am Jewish + antizionist, and love traveling and photography (new to film photography and loving it)! 🙂
26ENBY LESBIAN, DIASPORIST, AuDHD JEW WHO FREQUENTS THE INDIANAPOLIS AREA LOOKING TO BUILD MY “VILLAGE” TO LIVE JEWISH LIFE WITH. I’m open to any type of connection, including monogamous romance. I enjoy music, movies, social justice activism, mysticism, Jewish learning and exploring new places.
27F LESBIAN IN INDY ISO LOVE. Future lawyer and creative soul that sometimes can’t decide between cookies or mochi for dessert. Looking for a woman, 30s to 40s, long distance or local, who enjoys random coastal trips, 2 a.m. movies, kitchen experiments and slow dancing to the music in our heads.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
