An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
27 Y/O NJB (NICE JEWISH BIRDER) LOOKING FOR NYC/LONG ISLAND-BASED NJG. Have an animal you want photographed, a plushie at an arcade won* or a restaurant you want to try? Look no further, I’m your guy! *Results may vary, plushie not guaranteed.
WIDOWED 62 Y/O NJG LOOKING FOR MY NEXT CHAPTER IN CHICAGO. Not into the “apps,” so I’m hoping I can find a NJB, maybe someone you know, that is looking for a date! I love gardening, hiking, cooking, watching not-scary movies and live music of all types. Ready to meet a smart and kind mensch.
25 Y/O QUEER ZIONIST ISO FRIENDS AND LIFE PARTNER IN BOSTON. I love art, animals, long walks, game shows, gymnastics/yoga, trying new cuisines and cocktails, and Shabbat. Looking for people with shared values who want to build authentic, meaningful connections!
SEPHARDIC EX-ORTHODOX ANTI-ZIONIST 27 Y/O NJB LOOKING FOR NJG IN BROOKLYN. Love traveling and occasionally going to festivals. I love psychology and people. Looking for someone curious and adventurous.
20-SOMETHING NJENBY IN SEARCH OF MASC/MAN PARTNER IN NEW MEXICO. ISO someone to stare at for hours, be a father to my plants and do the dishes after I cook. Enjoys LEGO, reading, tea and sitcoms. Also interested in friends 🙂
30sF AMERICAN IMMIGRANT AND WANDERING JEWESS. I’m new to Scotland ISO basheret (M) to dance with during a bagpipes-driven “Hava Nagila!” But seriously, I’m also looking for new friends, lefty folks, vegetarians, cultural aficionados and other kind souls with whom to LOL at Yiddishisms and repair the world.
OLD SOUL 21M NJB ISO NJG OR NJB IN NYC METRO. I’m a senior at college in Jersey, from Long Island. Seeking to become a Conservative Rabbi, good for the in-laws. Love learning, eating, having a cozy night-in & listening to music. If you love the Beatles and Hitchcock movies, let’s talk.
SACRAMENTO NJB (37M). Politics & policy nerd. Seeking a partner for Shabbat dinners, musicals and international travel. Let’s build a life together, starting with Friday Shabbat potlucks.
33M BROOKLYN NJB SEEKING NJG. Me: over-active, sauna-loving, Broadway-going, Russian-speaking, co-op member. You: active, serious about a relationship, love being cooked for, enjoy respectful debate and a bit of sarcasm, too.
EXTROVERTED NJG (34F) IN EAST AFRICA. Diplomat with London roots, open to love anywhere. Into jazz, improv, ocean dips and Jewish baked goods (yes, carbs are a love language!). Seeking a man with humour, high EQ and a sense of adventure. Multicultural/interfaith welcome. Let’s adopt a cat called Babka?
I TOLD MY SON (LATE 30S/NYC) I WAS DOING THIS FOR HIM. He rolled his eyes, but didn’t say no. Which is almost like a yes, right? He’s a kind, deep, compassionate brainiac, stalwart progressive & writer. He’s looking for someone interesting and curious. Secular humanist Jewish background. I give him 10/10 stars.
EARLY 30S NJG IN BOSTON IN SEARCH OF ROMANTIC PARTNER (GENDER OPTIONAL). Me: overeducated, hippie, Reformish, theater lover, sci-fi nerd. You: witty, kind, local, doesn’t mind New England winters. Let’s go apple picking and get our fall COVID shots together.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
