An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
CHAPSTICK LESBIAN (37F) SEEKING HER BASHERT! My mom once warned teen-me not to give boys keppe… did that make me gay? I’m a romantic who’s into adventures, extreme cuddling with my senior pup and gazing at the one star visible through Philly’s light pollution.
20F FEMINIST BOOKWORM FROM QUEENS ISO NJB. Somewhere between Modern Orthodox and Orthodox. I thrift, draw, write and love creating. Not a big talker unless it’s a good intellectual debate – then I’m all in. Seeking a fellow nerd for friendship, study sessions, Shabbat meals or maybe a lifelong partnership.
DEMIGIRL AND QUEEN (36) BASED IN METRO DETROIT. I’m seeking COVID-cautious local friendships and/or local & long-distance romantic relationships with folks +/- 5 years of me. Together we could: learn, sing, eat vegan food, go outside, enjoy the arts and/or protest against fascism.
MELBOURNE NJB (37M) SEEKING NJG (< 39F). I’m community-oriented and looking for a life partner with intention for marriage. You value both tradition and modernity, and you’re looking for a genuine person to complement your already full-life. Let’s build a warm Jewish home together.
JEWISH LESBIAN (33) LIVING IT UP IN WESTERN CANADA. i’m looking for someone with whom to study torah, have candlelit shabbat dinners and smooch — who will be the reish lakish to my rabbi yochanan? open to ldr because there are only like 5 jewish lesbians here.
VOLUPTUOUS NJL(ESBIAN) LOOKING FOR LOVE IN EUROPE. 32 y/o femme in search of masc/butch bashert to co-parent cats, raise a family and binge-watch comfort shows with. Based in London but happy to travel despite Taurus tendencies. I’ll bake the challah if you say hamotzei?
JUST A HISPANIC JEWISH GIRL IN HER EARLY 20S LOOKING FOR HER PRINCE CHARMING IN CHICAGO (IF THAT’S POSSIBLE). Looking for someone who loves techno, going to happy hour and watching sports. She doesn’t play games and takes things seriously in the right moments. Can you live up to her high standards?
SOUTH CAROLINA GOV’T HOTTIE SEEKING NJB. NJG (35F) seeking a fit, secular NJB (mid-to-late 30s). Can you keep up and challenge me? I am creative, nerdy and bossy. Seeking a deep emotional connection filled with passion and intensity — someone to spoil and be spoiled by.
SHABBAT-KEEPING LESBIAN (28F) looking for love in D.C. (or elsewhere in the northeast). My friends describe me as a stellar advice giver, their go-to resume editor and a bit of a gossip. If you share my love of Israel, softball, thrillers or trashy Netflix shows, let’s prove love is blind.
26 Y/O LESBIAN IN SAN DIEGO. I’m searching for social, artsy, fun cuties that may enjoy board games, anything music-related and cuddling. Bonus points if you speak another language!
38 Y/O REFORM-ISH NJB NEW TO ST. LOUIS. I’m looking for a local NJG to be my person, and friends to celebrate Shabbat. Let’s sit outside reading, go running in Forest Park and try random cooking and dance classes around the city! Looking for emotional openness and intellectual curiosity.
30F JEW-ISH TEMU VERSION OF HANNAH EINBINDER IN NYC. I’m seeking fellow tender goofball NJG/ENBY for weekly trips to Zabar’s and other romantic activities! Me: a face your Bubby will love, ambition your mom will and cooking skills all for you. You: brilliant, thoughtful, always ready to go along with a bit.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
