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23 Y/O SAPPHIC, AUTISTIC FUTURE RABBI IN RICHMOND, VA LOOKING FOR MY FUTURE REBBETZIN. Introverted and looking for someone who loves bookstores more than bars. I bake a lot, love to sew and sing, adore fashion and write poetry. Long distance is an option if you don’t live nearby! My gecko and I are a full package deal!
NEW COLLEGE GRAD & CULTURAL JEW (20s) SEEKING GAL PALS IN SEA! Loves: Massholes, pilates, long walks to bakeries, Shabbat dinner, “New Girl.” Let’s make Seattle feel like home
34F QUEER IN DALLAS ISO HER WIFE. (Anywhere in the world — not tied to Dallas). Liberal, Jewish nonprofit girlie with a nuanced relationship with Israel. Into meaningful conversation, cooking and sushi nights. Seeking someone emotionally intelligent, funny and open-hearted.
40s QUEER SOLO PARENT IN THE BAY AREA. emotionally effusive and thoughtful. loves ritual. therapist, athlete, writer, builder of community. seeking partner to share pleasure, support and slowly build a life together. bonus points if you are a parent too.
30F ISO JEWISH GAL PALS IN PENSACOLA! New to town, missing my Jewish friends. Hobbies include trying all the local coffee shops, hosting casual Shabbat dinners and taking long walks with the dog. Let’s build a little community here in NW Florida!
40F QUEER RABBI (PNW) SEEKING A REBBETZIN OF ANY GENDER (LIKELY A WOMAN). Looking for a steady, emotionally mature, physically radiant partner for long Shabbat meals, epic weekday hikes, deep conversation, humor and building a durable family life. Inspired by and rooted in Jewish wisdom.
34F ISO FRIENDS ONLY (20s-40s) IN PHOENIX, AZ. Attend Jewish lectures with me, please? I will ply you with coffee for your take on the latest parsha. Would also love to find new swimming holes, celebrate Shabbat and make weird collages. Tell me your hobbies! I wanna be Jewish and do things together.
NJG (MID-20s) IN MELBOURNE SEEKING NJB OR NJG NEARBY. I’m a lawyer and “Schitt’s Creek” enthusiast looking for a mensch to cuddle up with on Shabbat (I make a great borscht). Let’s have long, hilarious and deep conversations while we bush walk and raise lots of progressive Jewish babies together.
ARE THERE ANY ANTI-ZIONIST NJBs IN THE BAY AREA? NJG (34F) activist in the East Bay looking for my bashert to join me in my mission of tikkun olam. Passionate about creating intentional community, both Jewish and other.
33 Y/O TRANSMASC ENBY W/ PATRILINEAL JEWISH ROOTS IN SEA. Converted Reform. Masorti shul attendee, conversion student. Attends Humanistic Jewish events. Non-smoker, sober. Vegan. Zionist. Aspiring author. Anime fan. You: kind & playful early 30s Jewish girl (trans or cis), open to a US-based LDR & kids
CURLY-HAIRED 30 Y/O JEWISH LESBIAN WITH A LOT OF ARIES FIRE AND OCCASIONAL LOW BLOOD SUGAR. ISO long-term love in the City of Angels. Greatly enjoys iced Americanos, photography, daily gratitude and listening to Fleetwood Mac on repeat. Let’s hold hands and eat a black and white cookie.
26 Y/O NJG (EMPHASIS ON ISH) LOOKING FOR A NJB IN SAN DIEGO. Searching for someone who loves food and baked goods, dogs, going to bars/trivia and playing cards. Bonus if they’re willing to go to a lot of classical music concerts and listen to me rant about them 🙂
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
