An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
MID-20s NJG LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING HOME FOR PASSOVER. Seattle-area lover of reading, long dog walks, curious minds, exploration and mischief. Happiest when creating, cooking for loved ones and being in nature.
EMMY-LOSING WRITER NJG. 42F in Los Angeles, looking for a social justice-minded NJB for the real thing. I’m passionate about good stories, great people and perfect Manhattans. Artists, divorced dads and anyone with a really good plaid shirt collection to the front of the line.
22 Y/O GAY NJB OBSESSED WITH ALL THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT AND REALITY TV. Soon-to-be college graduate looking for his bashert. Currently located in Tampa but ready to get the f*ck out of the hellscape known as Florida ASAP. Tired of swiping on the apps and getting nowhere.
25M IN LOS ANGELES LOOKING FOR NJB. Lover of movies, rock climbing, salmon avocado rolls, using the word etc., etc. Partial to Charles Leclerc — open to alternatives. Favorite paradox is Fermi.
23 Y/O GAY NJB IN AUSTIN. PhD student in climate science looking for cool friends and dates. Big fan of thrifting, sumo oranges, movies, Jewish history, left-wing politics and hot people (in that order).
40ISH SoCAL WOMAN CONVERTING TO JUDAISM LOOKING FOR JEWISH GIRL COMMUNITY. Learning as I go, showing up honestly and hoping to build friendships around coffee, holidays and real conversation. Open to meeting a steady NJB (late 30s–40s) if timing and values align.
26F CONVERT ISO FRIENDS IN SARASOTA! I love my temple, but the average age is about 85. (Although I have the soul of an old lady, I would like to stop discussing Dinah Shore’s love life.) Would love a cafe-sitting, book-reading buddy, a Hallmark movie-watching pal and/or a theatre companion!
29 NJG SEEKING 30S NJB IN SEATTLE! Attorney hoping to find a partner to satisfy our bubbes at holidays. Looking for a man to kvetch and kvell with — someone who likes to be outside but who also watches trashy TV. If you want to laugh till you cry and complain about the Seattle bagel scene, let’s grab drinks!
MID-30S NJG IN ATX LOOKING FOR LIBERAL NJB. Smart, funny, self-aware. Enjoys good banter, deep dives and thoughtful tangents. Values honesty, effort and building real chemistry.
JEWISH GAL (27) IN THE PNW. ISO someone who also enjoys reading Jewish books and pointing out every Jewish celebrity in anything ever. I have two cats and they only sometimes try to light the house on fire with the Shabbat candles. Let’s talk about history and then maybe fall in love.
34 Y/O NJG IN SONOMA COUNTY, CA SEEKING NJB TO MAKE SOUP FOR THIS WINTER. East Coast transplant working in wine so there’s always something good to drink on hand! Would be great to be with someone who gets the whole first gen Eastern European vibe I come with.
30 CIS/GAY REFORM NJB. Looking for a friend, pen pal, longterm partner, you name it. I live in the Mid-South but am adventurous. I enjoy baking, aimless wandering with another, reading and hosting dinner parties. I love love.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
