An old-school way to make new connections (no Yente necessary).
37F TATTED-UP POST-SOVIET IMMIGRANT IN NYC. I love the beach, family, being loud, extremely long stoned walks, horror movies & all kinds of music. ISO non-monogamous love w/ a woman who is kind & opinionated for general romance and hopefully, a long term relationship. Long distance is cool if you travel.
62F FAMILY PRACTICE PHYSICIAN AND PUBLISHED AUTHOR SEEKING MY BASHERT. I live on the beach in Long Beach, NY! I love travel, cooking and baking, documentaries and pickleball. I am 5’6” tall, curvy. I like tall, educated men.
24 CULTURALLY JEWISH M IN SAN DIEGO LOOKING FOR ANOTHER INTROVERTED NIGHT OWL. service industry schedule, beach city heart. 1 am adventures or perhaps a stoned movie marathon, your call.
19 Y/O CALIFORNIAN JEWISH FEMME LES LOOKING FOR LOVE. I’m into marine biology, crochet, and stupid horror movies. I’m a Ramones fanatic and will definitely get along with your mother, I promise. Ask me about my tarantulas. Good with long distance. See you soon, space cowgirl
31F TALMUD TEACHER SEEKS FELLOW QUEER TO BUILD A BAYIT NEEMAN B’YISRAEL. Let’s read books together, sing zemirot and jump in the ocean. Currently based in NYC but open to living anywhere within 2,500 miles of Iceland.
SEMI-RURAL DISABLED JEW SEEKING ONLINE COMMUNITY Disabled Jews! I’m starting a Discord server where we can chat and organize observance together (if there’s interest). If you’d like to be part of starting this space, please respond with your Discord handle and I’ll invite you!
PROFESSIONAL 43 Y/O LADY IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA. No kids, no pets. Love to travel, spend time outdoors, read. On the journey to connect with my Jewish roots. Looking to find a great guy to navigate this life together.
32 Y/O LEFTY LESBIAN EXCITED TO BE IN LOVE W/ YOU. nyc artist seeks monogamous romantic partner for the long-term. loves to flirt and dance. let’s mend clothes, learn stuff and get into debates that end with us naked. make shabbos w/ me?
BI-ISH 24 Y/O NJB FROM NEW YORK/FLORIDA/ISRAEL LMAO. I’m a bit all over the place but I love to party, tan, workout and read. not looking for anything in specific, honestly.
EARLY 40s/M ARTIST IN COASTAL MAINE. Luftmensch, old soul, a boy at heart. Loves thinking, music (70s rock/punk, but really everything), books, schlock movies, art. A hopeless romantic wandering in search of beauty. My bashert smiles, laughs, is at home in herself and adorns our home with collections of trash.
23M IN BALTIMORE LOOKING FOR A NJG TO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING (AND MORE) spontaneous adventures, food reviews, discovering new shows, hijacking my aux, nature, exploring and Jewish stuff (obviously). preferably also a dog person.
30-SOMETHING F NEWISH TO NoVA LOOKING FOR SOME LOCAL JEWISH PALS OF ANY DENOMINATION. (Raised Conservative & now lean Reconstructionist). Interests include drinking seasonal beverages and yapping, neighborhood walks, reading and 2000s pop culture.
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In 2021, Hey Alma boldly asked: What if there were a way for Jews to talk to each other more? Hey Alma Classifieds was born out of this question, with the intent of providing our online Jewish community with a slower, more intentional way of connecting with one another. Since then, our anonymous personals have helped create Shabbat dinners, Hanukkah parties, Torah study groups and mah jongg leagues all across the world. They’ve brought together Jews looking for their bashert (or something more casual), whether they’ve been a lesbian bochur ISO a dyke with Avigdor energy or a bubbe looking for her Nice Jewish Zeyde. We’ve even seen multiple engagements and weddings! But first, what are you waiting for? Go submit your classified! The Jewish life of your dreams starts here.
